Adult Joke: 3 Year Old’s Bedtime Prayers Come True! 

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying God bless mommy God bless daddy God bless grandma and goodbye Grandpa the father asked why did you say goodbye Grandpa the little girl said I don’t know Daddy it just seemed like the thing to do the next day Grandpa died the father thought it was a strange coincidence a few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this God bless mommy God bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma the next day the grandmother died holy crap thought the father this kid is in contact with the other side several weeks later when the girl was going to bed she said God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy he practically went into shock he couldn’t sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office he was nervous as a cat all day had lunch and watched the clock he figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay he felt safe in the office so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there drinking coffee looking at his watch and jumping at every sound finally midnight arrived he breathed a sigh of relief and went home home when he got home his wife said I’ve never seen you work so late what’s the matter he said I don’t want to talk about it I’ve just spent the worst day of my life she said you think you had a bad day you’ll never believe what happened to me this morning my golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson