Funny Talking Dog Goes to College: You Won’t Believe What He Says πΆπ€£
a young Irish boy goes off to college halfway through the semester having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home dad he says you won’t believe what modern education is developing they actually have a program here in our school that will teach our dog Jack how to read that’s amazing his father says how do I get Jack in that program send him here with $110,000 the boy says and I’ll get him in the class so his father sends the dog And1 ,000 about 2/3 of the way through the semester the money again runs out the boy calls home so how’s Jack doing son his father asks awesome dad he’s reading very well he says but you just won’t believe this they’ve had such good test results they have started to teach the animals how to talk talk says his father no kidding how do we get Jack in that program just send $20,000 I’ll get him into the class the money promptly arrives but our hero has a problem he realizes is that at the end of the semester his father will find out the dog cannot read or talk so he decides to shoot the dog weeks pass and the day before returning home he calls his father how’s Jack I just can’t wait to see him read something and talk dad the boy says I have some Grim news this morning Jack was in the living room kicking back in the recliner reading the economic Times like he usually does then Jack turned to me and asked so is your father still having an affair with that pretty lady Rachel who lives down the street the father went white and exclaimed I hope you shot that son of a before he talks to your mother I sure did Dad That’s My Boy the kid went on to law school and is now a politician
