Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, please let me in!
Spanish Version:
TOC Toc.
¿Quién está ahí?
Regañar.
¿Reñir a quién?
Regaña afuera, ¡por favor déjame entrar!
German Version:
Klopf klopf.
Wer ist da?
Schelten.
Wen schimpfen?
Schimpfe draußen, bitte lass mich rein!
Chinese Version:
敲，敲。
谁在那儿？
骂。
骂谁？
外面骂，请让我进去！
a young Irish boy goes off to college halfway through the semester having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home dad he says you won’t believe what modern education is developing they actually have a program here in our school that will teach our dog Jack how to read that’s amazing his father says…
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumb-y. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. Spanish Version: ¿Por qué…
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass tour. I was wondering why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me. What do football players wear on Halloween? A face mask! Why didn’t the skeleton play football? His heart wasn’t in it. Spanish Version: ¿A dónde van los mariscales de campo…
