Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, please let me in!
Spanish Version:
TOC Toc.
¿Quién está ahí?
Regañar.
¿Reñir a quién?
Regaña afuera, ¡por favor déjame entrar!
German Version:
Klopf klopf.
Wer ist da?
Schelten.
Wen schimpfen?
Schimpfe draußen, bitte lass mich rein!
Chinese Version:
敲，敲。
谁在那儿？
骂。
骂谁？
外面骂，请让我进去！
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Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumb-y. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. Spanish Version: ¿Por qué…
A nerdy son tells his father, I’m so happy, “I have a beautiful imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know you could do better.” Thanks dad, the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and says, I was talking to your beautiful girlfriend. Spanish Version: Un hijo nerd le…
