Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass tour. I was wondering why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me. What do football players wear on Halloween? A face mask! Why didn’t the skeleton play football? His heart wasn’t in it. Spanish Version: ¿A dónde van los mariscales de campo…
What did doctors discover after Kim Kardashian had her butt x-rayed? A brain tumor! Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop What does Kim Kardashian and your car have in common? They both have junk in their trunks. How did Kanye West make Kim Kardashian’s eyes twinkle? He…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore was locked, so I decided to knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever! Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Teodoro. ¿Teodoro quién? Theodore estaba cerrado, así que decidí llamar. TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Higos. Higos ¿quién? ¡Toca…
