Shorts

How does SpaceX pull together a mission to Mars? They have to plan-it Why did Elon Musk break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space What’s Elon Musk’s favorite meal of the day? – Launch time What does a new Tesla smell like? Elon’s Musk! Why does Elon Musk go to the gym He…

Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumb-y. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. Spanish Version: ¿Por qué…

What is James Bond’s secret fetish?Bond-age What kind of coffee machine does James Bond use?A Q-rig How does James Bond Sleep?Around What does James Bond do before going to sleep?He goes undercover Where do James Bond Actors go when they die?0-0-Heaven What female body part does James Bond love?Her Gold Finger Spanish Version: ¿Cuál es…

Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle? There are too many cheet-ahs. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the football game? Because he had no body to go with. Which insect doesn’t play football very well? It’s a fumble bee. Why are football stadiums always cool? Because they are full of fans. What did…

What do you call a monster made of cheese? Gorgonzilla. What do you call a cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym? To get shredded. What happened when the cheese shop exploded? De brie was everywhere! What kind of music do cheese listen to? R&…

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, please let me in! Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Regañar. ¿Reñir a quién? Regaña afuera, ¡por favor déjame entrar! German Version: Klopf klopf. Wer ist da? Schelten. Wen schimpfen? Schimpfe draußen, bitte lass mich rein! Chinese Version: 敲，敲。 谁在那儿？ 骂。 骂谁？ 外面骂，请让我进去！

What is Spider-Man’s favorite food? French flies What did Spider-Man name his son? Arachnakid How do the Avengers call SpiderMan when he’s out of town? On his WEB-cam A Spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog’s bite create? Doberman What is Spiderman’s favorite type of TV show? A web series Why is Spiderman good…

Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked. That’s why I’m knocking. Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Doris. ¿Doris quién? La puerta está cerrada. Por eso estoy llamando German Version: Klopf klopf. Wer ist da? Doris. Doris wer? Tür ist verschlossen. Deshalb klopfe ich an Chinese Version: 敲敲。 谁在那儿？ 多丽丝. 多丽丝是谁？…

What do you get when you eat too many hash brownies? A pot belly. What did the cup of coffee say to the brownie? Wake the fudge up! Why are brownies bad at keeping secrets? They always leave a crumb trail. What’s a brownie’s favorite game? Hide and Sweet. What happens when you try to…

What’s Dwayne Johnson’s favorite type of music? Rock & Roll What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok How does The Rock pee? He Dwayne’s his Johnson Why did Dwayne Johnson study Geology in school? Because he rocks! What’s Dwayne Johnson’s favorite vacation spot? The Rocky Mountains, of course! How did Kevin Hart…