What is Spider-Man’s favorite food? French flies What did Spider-Man name his son? Arachnakid How do the Avengers call SpiderMan when he’s out of town? On his WEB-cam A Spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog’s bite create? Doberman What is Spiderman’s favorite type of TV show? A web series Why is Spiderman good…
Knock knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Door is locked. That’s why I’m knocking. Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Doris. ¿Doris quién? La puerta está cerrada. Por eso estoy llamando German Version: Klopf klopf. Wer ist da? Doris. Doris wer? Tür ist verschlossen. Deshalb klopfe ich an Chinese Version: 敲敲。 谁在那儿？ 多丽丝. 多丽丝是谁？…
What’s Dwayne Johnson’s favorite type of music? Rock & Roll What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok How does The Rock pee? He Dwayne’s his Johnson Why did Dwayne Johnson study Geology in school? Because he rocks! What’s Dwayne Johnson’s favorite vacation spot? The Rocky Mountains, of course! How did Kevin Hart…
Where do quarterbacks go when they get old? Out to pass tour. I was wondering why the football was getting bigger. Then it hit me. What do football players wear on Halloween? A face mask! Why didn’t the skeleton play football? His heart wasn’t in it. Spanish Version: ¿A dónde van los mariscales de campo…
What did doctors discover after Kim Kardashian had her butt x-rayed? A brain tumor! Which store do the Kardashians put most of their time and energy into? Photoshop What does Kim Kardashian and your car have in common? They both have junk in their trunks. How did Kanye West make Kim Kardashian’s eyes twinkle? He…
a young Irish boy goes off to college halfway through the semester having foolishly squandered all his money he calls home dad he says you won’t believe what modern education is developing they actually have a program here in our school that will teach our dog Jack how to read that’s amazing his father says…
In this humorous tale, we follow a frustrated wife who, after 30 years of marriage, turns to a rather unconventional solution to revitalize her husband’s interest. Join us as we dive into the amusing consequences of her daring experiment with an experimental drug, shared in this side-splitting joke. A Frustrated Wife’s Dilemma: Seeking the Doctor’s…
