Shocking Mickey Mouse Courtroom Drama with Steve Harvey 🤣🤣
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. When Mickey spoke to Judge Harvey about the separation Judge Harvey said “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two just because Minnie is mentally insane!” Mickey Mouse replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she is flucking Goofy!”…
Delicious Cookie Jokes That Will Leave You Craving More 🍪😂
Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was feeling crumb-y. What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code. Where do witches bake their cookies? In a coven. Spanish Version: ¿Por qué…
Secret James Bond Jokes for Fans of 007 😎
What is James Bond’s secret fetish?Bond-age What kind of coffee machine does James Bond use?A Q-rig How does James Bond Sleep?Around What does James Bond do before going to sleep?He goes undercover Where do James Bond Actors go when they die?0-0-Heaven What female body part does James Bond love?Her Gold Finger Spanish Version: ¿Cuál es…
Football Jokes More Satisfying Then Scoring a Touchdown 🏈🤣
Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle? There are too many cheet-ahs. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the football game? Because he had no body to go with. Which insect doesn’t play football very well? It’s a fumble bee. Why are football stadiums always cool? Because they are full of fans. What did…
Funniest Knock Knock Joke You’ll Regret Not Watching 🤣🤣
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, please let me in! Spanish Version: TOC Toc. ¿Quién está ahí? Regañar. ¿Reñir a quién? Regaña afuera, ¡por favor déjame entrar! German Version: Klopf klopf. Wer ist da? Schelten. Wen schimpfen? Schimpfe draußen, bitte lass mich rein! Chinese Version: 敲，敲。 谁在那儿？ 骂。 骂谁？ 外面骂，请让我进去！
