Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Door is locked.
That’s why I’m knocking.
Spanish Version:
TOC Toc.
¿Quién está ahí?
Doris.
¿Doris quién?
La puerta está cerrada.
Por eso estoy llamando
German Version:
Klopf klopf.
Wer ist da?
Doris.
Doris wer?
Tür ist verschlossen.
Deshalb klopfe ich an
Chinese Version:
敲敲。
谁在那儿？
多丽丝.
多丽丝是谁？
门被锁了。
这就是我敲门的原因。
Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce from Minnie Mouse. When Mickey spoke to Judge Harvey about the separation Judge Harvey said “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two just because Minnie is mentally insane!” Mickey Mouse replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, I said that she is flucking Goofy!”…
A man was sitting on the back porch with his wife when suddenly, he blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” She asked. Neither, he replied. “It’s me. Talking to my beer.” Spanish Version: Un hombre estaba sentado en el porche trasero con su esposa cuando, de repente, soltó: “Te…
