An elderly couple are in church one beautiful Sunday afternoon, when the wife leans over and whispers to her husband, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband replies, “First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid.” Spanish Version: Una pareja de ancianos está en la iglesia una…
Jerry the Golden Bachelor wanted to get married. While speaking with his best friend he stated, “Every bachelorette I’ve brought home to meet my parents my mother doesn’t like.” She asks them questions like an interview. She grills them and really puts them through a test. Jerry turns to his friend and says, What should…
Offset was getting ready for bed, when he blurted out to his wife Cardi B. “Baby your butt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the barbecue grill.” Not wanting to start a fight, Cardi B only says “okurrrrr”. As they both get into bed, Offset starts snuggling up towards his wife, who completely brushes…
A woman walks into the local CVS pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “I need to buy some arsenic.”The pharmacist replies, “Why do you need arsenic?” The woman clearly angry says, “I need arsenic because I want to kill my husband.”What? Said the pharmacist. “You heard me. I want to kill my husband.”“Why on earth…
